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Celebrities as kids

They have their might. They are famous.

But everybody has to be a kid sometime.

See how cute they look when they were young.

(Don’t you ever think they would have never grown up?.. LOL)

(Don’t ask for my childhood photo… I am too shy !)

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If Operating Systems Were to Run the Airlines…

UNIX Airways
Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.

Air DOS

Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on again, and so on…

Mac Airlines

All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don’t need to know, don’t want to know, and everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up.

Windows Air

The terminal is pretty and colourful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever.

Windows NT Air

Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes, and takes out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes.
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Eleven rules – you will never learn in school

Charles Sykes, author of DUMBING DOWN OUR KIDS, speaks at high school and college graduations sharing a list of things the graduates did not learn in school. In his book, he talks about how the ongoing feel good, politically correct atmosphere has created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and set them up for failure in the real world.

RULE 1

Life is not fair – get used to it.

RULE 2

The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

RULE 3

You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice president with car phone, until you earn both.

RULE 4

If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn’t have tenure.

RULE 5

Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping they called it Opportunity.

RULE 6

If you mess up,it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

RULE 7

Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

RULE 8

Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

RULE 9

Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.

RULE 10

Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

RULE 11

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

Got it from this link.

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Paris Hilton in Jail – Comedy Song

After a traumatic three-week stay in prison, Paris Hilton was finally released from jail at the stroke of midnight. The 26-year old celebrity quietly walked out of the all-women’s jail in Lynwood, LA and headed towards her Hollywood Hills home.

That was one news.

……The self-made celebrity was swamped by reporters as she left Century Regional detention facility in Lynwood shortly after midnight (8am BST).

Hilton was greeted by her parents, Kathy and Rick, and the family sped off in a black 4×4 after a smiling Paris waved at waiting photographers. ……

And another news.

Well, there is funny side of it too. I found a funny music video on this context prepared by Allan Murray and Sean Haines. Enjoy the comedy and sexy music video.

Tags: Paris Hilton, comedy, music video, jail

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Hot chick shakes and dances

Nice and sexy chick shakes and dances for you to enjoy.

Enjoy!

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American singer sings Nepali Song

I love the way they sing in these videos and the visulization is also entertaining. I wish I could hear more of their songs.

Thanks to Gazzab dai and Khemraj bhai for the beautiful song and also to keshavnp for posting them in YouTube.

What do you think?

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Online Videos – Buffering

Internet connections sometimes give you headache while viewing online movies and videos. Take your time to see the animation how buffering in this small gif file works-out.

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Night Life in Kathmandu

In Kathmandu, the night life used to be dull. But these days, it is more colorful.

The dance restaurants, clubs have contributed to this development. Here are some of the pictures of girls in one of the restaurants.

Credits goes to the friend who took these photos.

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Some Creative Ads

I believe, people in advertisement business are the most creative artists. I had posted some video ads in my previous posts Nepali Ads. The Bakery Café Ad and Amazing Ads from India . Now I am posting some nice pictures of ads by various businesses.

I will post more of such creative, funny and entertaining ads in future.

More of these ads follows:

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Nepali Movies

This page is outdated. Please refer to the permanent link – NEPALI MOVIES on the top right corner of every pages in this blog to access the movie page.

More movies will be added and credits to the respective uploaders will be given in the pages. If you have uploaded any movies and would like to appear in the page please send the links in comment so that I can post them for you.

Thank you.
Mauli Dave in Sa re ga ma pa Challange 2007

Mauli Dave ,a girl from Houston Tx, sings for ALIZA MUSIC “Sargam Band” in SA RE GA MA PA CHALLENGE 2007 performing live.

Mauli Dave Singing Idha Chala

Rasiya Man Basiya

Thanks rizbawany

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National anthem of Nepal

This first video was the old National Anthem of Nepal … and very funny. I had to sing it all my student life and I felt just like these people in the video. It was actually the king’s anthem.

The new anthem sung by wishudeep. Nice try!

UPDATE:
Let me post the new anthem in words too:

नया नेपाली राष्ट्रगान (New Nepali National Anthem)

सयौ थुङ्गा फूलका हामी एउटै माला नेपाली,
सार्बभौम भई फैलिएका मेची महाकाली
प्रकृतिका कोटीकोटी सम्पदाको आंचल,
बीरहरुका रगतले स्वतन्त्र र अटल
ज्ञानभूमि शान्तिभूमि तराई पहाड हिमाल,
अखण्ड यो प्यारो हाम्रो मातृभूमि नेपाल
बहूल जाति भाषा धर्म संस्कृति छन् विशाल,
अग्रगामी राष्ट्र हाम्रो जय जय नेपाल

English Translation of the Rastriya Gaan

We are hundreds of flowers, the one garland – Nepali
Sovereign, spread out from Mechi to Mahakali.

Amassing nature’s millions of heritage
By the blood of the braves, independent and immovable.

Land of knowledge, land of peace Terai, hills, mountains
Undivided this beloved, our motherland Nepal.

Diverse race, language, religion, culture are so large
Our progressive nation, long live long live Nepal.

Transliteration
Saiyaun thunga phoolka hami eutai mala Nepali
Saarwabhoum bhai phailiyeka Mechi Mahakali

Prakritika koti koti sampadako aanchal,
Birharuka ragatale swatantra ra atal

Gyanabhumi shantibhumi terai pahad himal
Akhanda yo pyaro hamro matribhumi Nepal

Bahul jati bhasha dharma sanskriti chhan bishal
Agragami rastra hamro jaya jaya Nepal
got it from :ndfonline.org

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sexy song – mummy ko nahi hei pata .. mommy ko na batana , remix hindi song

Basanti rani dancing on Mummy ko nahi he pata – remix hindi song

(kehte hain sabhi ke badi hot hu main
tell you what takila ka ek shot hu main) – 2
magar khayal yeh rahe jara
mummy ko nahi hain pata – 2
so mummy se na kehna

(fill me up baby fill me up
honey main teri tu hain mera
aaj woh ho jaayega ab tak nahi jo hua) – 2
magar khayal yeh rahe jara
mummy ko nahi hain pata – 2
so please mummy se na kehna na

(phool hu main tu phool hain toh cool hain yeh jagah
aa jara kiss yu kare jal jaaye sara jahan) – 2
magar khayal yeh rahe jara
mummy ko nahi hain pata – 2
please mummy se na kehna

(kehte hain sabhi ke badi hot hu main
tell you what takila ka ek shot hu main) – 2
magar khayal yeh rahe jara
mummy ko nahi hain pata
mer mummy ko nahi hain pata
mummy ko nahi hain pata
mummy se na kehna
Please dont tell mummy

EDIT – sorry, the video was removed.

Here is the song for you to enjoy, the original Chocolate movie clip of the song.

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A small Software to listen eleven Nepali FMs

One of the admins of xnepali forum, xteam posted a small, nice Nepali FM Tuner designed by Anuj Ghimire in the forum. I thought it is a very useful software and I am posting it for you to enjoy.

It is a small, only 60kb exe file and you can listen 11 FMs from Nepal.

Here is the download link for the software.

Enjoy.

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Narayan Gopal Live videos

Narayan Gopal (नारायण गोपाल गुरुवाचार्य) has sung over 500 songs, including in films, ballets and drama. Most of his songs are melodies. It is said that he was very selective about which songs he sang. Although 500 songs is not a lot for some of his caliber, they are outstanding in some ways–be it the lyrical depth or superb rendition. In recognition of his contribution in the field of Nepali music, he has received several national honors and awards, Trishakti Patta, Chinnalata Puraskar to name a few. (credits: Manish Bastakoti)

I have compiled some of his great songs (live concert recordings) for you to enjoy.

Parkhe Banse Aula Bhani

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