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Drunk guys in bum-branding foolishness

Okay, let’s go over this one more time: alcohol, red-hot pokers and buttocks are not a good combination.

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Paperwork prevents dead guy’s resurrection

A Polish man who was wrongly declared dead is unable to return to life, because the paperwork hasn’t been filled in yet.
Half naked, sexy Brazilian model wants to break boob job and plastic surgery record

Brazilian model Angela Bismarchi wants to enter the record books – for having the most plastic surgery.

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Nepal: world’s best child welfare story

Found this encouraging story: copied it from yahoo to paste here!

Despite a devastating 10-year civil war, Nepal has scripted the best child welfare story in the world, slashing child mortality by over 65 percent and magically improving child healthcare.

‘Nepal is one of the seven countries in the world that has been successful in cutting child mortality by two-thirds,’ said Gillian Mellsop, Unicef’s Nepal representative, releasing the report ‘State of the world’s children’ in Kathmandu Thursday.

‘What is commendable for Nepal is that we were able to make this progress despite the conflict the country has experienced in the last decade.’

In 2001 in Nepal – one of the world’s poorest countries where remote villages lack healthcare, safe drinking water, electricity and sanitation – 91 children under the age of five died in every 1,000 children, according to the health ministry.

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The octopus who loves his Mr Potato Head

A touching story of the love between a cephalopod and a plastic tuber-based child’s toy. Awwwwww.
Teacher gets promoted… but after death

The Chandrapur zilla parishad’s school education department issued an order on January 1, 2008, regarding promotion and appointment of an official as block education officer (BEO) in Nagbhid panchayat samiti.

The incident proved the lapse in administrative functioning in India as the former education extension officer Natthu Dashrath Gaikwad had already passed away about six months ago.

Chandrapur zilla parishad education department forwarded Gaikwad’s name for promotion as per seniority list to the state school education department nearly four years ago. In 1975, Gaikwad was appointed as a teacher in Chandrapur ZP school. Later, he was promoted as head master and then as EEO.

“He, however, died on July 15, 2007, while his promotion was still under consideration. But some negligent Chandrapur education department officials did not inform about his death to the higher officials. This resulted in the issuance of promotion and appointment order of Gaikwad as the BEO of Nagbhid panchayat samiti earlier this month,” zilla parishad sources said.

The order of promotion and appointment of Gaikwad along with 103 other officers was issued by P R Dharkar, education director, secondary and higher secondary education department, Pune, (vide letter dated January 1, 2008). The letter was received by Chandrapur secondary education department officials on January 14 and it was subsequently delivered to Nagbhid panchayat samiti. (news)

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A bad day for King Money Tarzan Jenkins

Woman runs over her husband in her car. This is only news because her husband’s called King Money Tarzan Jenkins.

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Dog and cat’s friendship continues after death

Dog distraught when his best friend, a cat, dies. So his digs up his grave and brings him back inside. Awwww/ewwww.

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FBI cut off for unpaid phone bills

An FBI surveillance operation was shut down after telephone companies cut its lines for the agency failing to pay its bills.
Train drivers to get toilets after pooing tragedy

Subway drivers in Seoul will get toilets in their cabs, after driver dies trying to defecate out of a moving train.
Missing ‘boy’ actually 33-year-old woman

Nationwide search for a missing 13-year-old boy turns up interesting fact – he’s actually a 33-year-old woman.

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Drunk, sleepy man run over by train

Guy who decided to have a little nap between railway tracks miraculously survives as train passes right over him.

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Cruel Government rejects ‘elephants as pets’ plea

The Government has shattered all our dreams, by saying that it has no plans to allow people to keep elephants as pets.
Poo-flinging defendant jailed over filth missiles

Advice: if you want to get your trial judge on your side, throwing human faeces at her is probably not the wisest idea.

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Gas company kills not-dead-yet woman

Grandmother surprised to get a letter from British Gas telling her that it’s her final bill, because she’s dead.
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