A man in America called the police after his truck vanished - only to discover
it had been stolen by his dog.

Advice: driving away from the hospital with an intrvenous drip in your arm
because you got bored is not sensible.

Wanting to lose weight: probably a good thing. Using a parasitic worm
infestation to do it: uh, not so good.

US: A bank customer whose account was accidentally credited with nearly $6
million has been arrested after going on a spending spree.

BLOG: Two bits of cyborg-related fun to fuel your Wednesday afternoon
biomechanical daydreams.

Innocent bystander gets shot, survives beacuse he was carrying a DVD which took
the bullet for him. We salute you, brave DVD.

The man who had breast implants in his leg suffers rejection, as they burst and
start oozing bodily fluids.

Another day, another theft of a four tonne bridge in Eastern Europe. Don’t
leave your bridges unattended, people.

A drunk man in Wigan discovers the painful way that firewalking involves
walking across fire. And fires hurt.

The New York subway - it’s not just a home for feral humans, Colverfield
parasite monsters and giant carnivorous insects.