Take nearly 1million matchsticks, add thousands of man hours spread over six
years and a small fortune in glue, and what do you get? Your very own wooden
Formula One car.

Students at Scottish school in mass tripping chain reaction. This is why you
should WALK and NOT RUN in the corridors.

Man gets sentenced to jail for robbery, then gets the judge to marry him
immediately after. Romantic and efficient.

If you’re still looking for the perfect man, how about this guy - he’s got
tentacle-shaped silicone implants in his arms.

Man who plays the guitar in his underwear sues sweet giant because they had a
cartoon M&M playing a guitar in its underwear.

Want to call the local police in Michigan? You might get a sex line instead.
Sex lines: the fourth emergency service.

Anybody who thinks criminals need the short, sharp shock treatment will
probably enjoy this tales of a would-be copper thief.

Now after a few drinks you can blame that all-at-sea feeling on that fact that
your beer has been made with shellfish.

For readers eagerly awaiting an update on the mystery of the scalp found in
America, news: it was a cow.

In these troubled times, the world needs heroes to offer a message of hope to
the people. Here is that hero.