Turtles are creatures of habit, it seems, after one was caught smoking. The pet
can finish a cigarette in four minutes.

A man in Canada has been jailed for approaching seven different women and
asking them to kick him in the groin.

A young deer was rescued by a lifeboat crew after it was chased into the sea by
a pack of angry dogs.

Tributes from around the world look set to pour into Britain at the shocking
news of the death of Tony Blair… the artistic rat.

Airport security staff made a woman take out her nipple ring with pliers before
she was allowed to board a plane, it has been claimed.

Train passengers rushed for the exits when a bomb ‘went off’ - only for the
scare to be blamed on a student’s science project.

A man who told police he had been raped by a wombat has, perhaps not
surprisingly, failed to substantiate his claim in court.

Man apologises for ripping the head off a live duck in a hotel. Ah, don’t beat
yourself up, we’ve all done it.

The story of the man who built himself a robot girlfriend because it wasn’t
really working out with human ladies.

Great proportionate responses of our time: pulling a gun on deliverymen because
they wouldn’t take their shoes off.