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Turtle has a smoking habit
Turtles are creatures of habit, it seems, after one was caught smoking. The pet
can finish a cigarette in four minutes.
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Groin man kicked into jail
A man in Canada has been jailed for approaching seven different women and
asking them to kick him in the groin.
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Deer chased into sea by dogs
A young deer was rescued by a lifeboat crew after it was chased into the sea by
a pack of angry dogs.
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Rats: Tony Blair is dead
Tributes from around the world look set to pour into Britain at the shocking
news of the death of Tony Blair… the artistic rat.
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Woman ‘made to remove nipple ring with pliers’
Airport security staff made a woman take out her nipple ring with pliers before
she was allowed to board a plane, it has been claimed.
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Bomb scare just a science project
Train passengers rushed for the exits when a bomb ‘went off’ – only for the
scare to be blamed on a student’s science project.
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‘Wombat rape victim’ cried wolf
A man who told police he had been raped by a wombat has, perhaps not
surprisingly, failed to substantiate his claim in court.
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Duck-beheader sentenced for duck-beheading
Man apologises for ripping the head off a live duck in a hotel. Ah, don’t beat
yourself up, we’ve all done it.
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‘I’m hoping to start a new sexuality.’
The story of the man who built himself a robot girlfriend because it wasn’t
really working out with human ladies.
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Woman pulls gun in shoe spat
Great proportionate responses of our time: pulling a gun on deliverymen because
they wouldn’t take their shoes off.
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Aussie promises second Stonehenge
AUSTRALIA: The original took thousands of years to build – but now an
Australian entrepreneur wants to knock up a replica Stonehenge in nine months.
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Man drives car into post office, repeatedly
Driving one car into a post office may be regarded as misfortune. Driving two
cars into a post office looks like youre a bit crazy.
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Twin toilet invented for domestic bliss
We’ve seen twin sinks and twin baths. Now the latest in domestic bliss is said
to be… a twin toilet.
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Man attacks wife with profiteroles, relationship over
A man has admitted to attacking his wife of eight years by throwing
profiteroles at her.
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Jailed for being in park at wrong time
Most people enjoying spending time in the park relaxing – that is unless your
name’s William Alfred.
