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Woman mistook naked thief for husband
KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) – A Malaysian woman woke up to a real-life nightmare, discovering that the naked man who had slipped into her bed in the middle of the night was a thief, not her husband, a newspaper said on Tuesday.
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Nepal king makes animal sacrifices to power goddess
KATHMANDU (Reuters) – Nepal’s King Gyanendra, facing imminent ouster from the throne, made perhaps his last royal public appearance at a shrine outside Kathmandu on Monday and offered annual prayers to Kali, the Hindu goddess of power.
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Hobocop robot chases homeless people near pub
A bar owner has started using a homemade robot to patrol the streets and scare away homeless people. Welcome to the future.
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Cigarette packs patch up hole in chest
Never mind nicotine patches – a DIY patient is using cigarette packets to cover up a gaping hole in his chest.
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Shocked woman finds alligator in her kitchen
A startled homeowner has found an 8-foot long alligator prowling in her kitchen.
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Floating balloon priest missing off coast
Authorities in Brazil are searching for a missing Roman Catholic priest, after
he floated into the air lifted by hundreds of helium party balloons.
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Man arrested after trying to fill up imaginary car
A man has been arrested at a Kentucky petrol station after he was reported to
be trying to pump fuel into an imaginary car.
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Taser sets man’s trousers on fire
Police in Canada are investigating how a Taser managed to ignite a ‘flammable
object’ stuck in a man’s trousers.
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School kids get rubbish trip
Hey kids! School trip! Today, we will be visiting the local rubbish tip. Form a
crocodile now, children.
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Bungee jumper uses 30m condom rope
A bungee jumper took the plunge using a rope made out of condoms – which
luckily managed not to split or snap.
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Hedgehog goes on Atkins diet
A podgy hedgehog is losing his bulge by going on the Atkins Diet. So it works,
then, at least if you’re a hedgehog.
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Runaway dog makes amazing journey
Dog makes heartwarming, 80-mile Lassie-style journey home across two mountain
ranges in America. Awwwww.
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Dog invited to vote in elections
Bobby, a Yorkshire terrier, has received a polling card in his name to vote in
the forthcoming elections.
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Fed-up Austrian city bans mobiles
An Austrian mayor has become so irritated by hearing other people’s mobile
phone conversations that he has banned them on all public transport.
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Mayor upsets ‘mobile phone goddess’
A mayor says he has upset the “mobile phone goddess” by telling people to go
silent mode.
