Woman mistook naked thief for husband

KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) – A Malaysian woman woke up to a real-life nightmare, discovering that the naked man who had slipped into her bed in the middle of the night was a thief, not her husband, a newspaper said on Tuesday.

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Nepal king makes animal sacrifices to power goddess

KATHMANDU (Reuters) – Nepal’s King Gyanendra, facing imminent ouster from the throne, made perhaps his last royal public appearance at a shrine outside Kathmandu on Monday and offered annual prayers to Kali, the Hindu goddess of power.

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Hobocop robot chases homeless people near pub

A bar owner has started using a homemade robot to patrol the streets and scare away homeless people. Welcome to the future.

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Cigarette packs patch up hole in chest

Never mind nicotine patches – a DIY patient is using cigarette packets to cover up a gaping hole in his chest.

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Shocked woman finds alligator in her kitchen

A startled homeowner has found an 8-foot long alligator prowling in her kitchen.

Floating balloon priest missing off coast

Authorities in Brazil are searching for a missing Roman Catholic priest, after
he floated into the air lifted by hundreds of helium party balloons.

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Man arrested after trying to fill up imaginary car

A man has been arrested at a Kentucky petrol station after he was reported to
be trying to pump fuel into an imaginary car.

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Taser sets man’s trousers on fire

Police in Canada are investigating how a Taser managed to ignite a ‘flammable
object’ stuck in a man’s trousers.

School kids get rubbish trip

Hey kids! School trip! Today, we will be visiting the local rubbish tip. Form a
crocodile now, children.

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Bungee jumper uses 30m condom rope

A bungee jumper took the plunge using a rope made out of condoms – which
luckily managed not to split or snap.

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Hedgehog goes on Atkins diet

A podgy hedgehog is losing his bulge by going on the Atkins Diet. So it works,
then, at least if you’re a hedgehog.

Runaway dog makes amazing journey

Dog makes heartwarming, 80-mile Lassie-style journey home across two mountain
ranges in America. Awwwww.

Dog invited to vote in elections

Bobby, a Yorkshire terrier, has received a polling card in his name to vote in
the forthcoming elections.

Fed-up Austrian city bans mobiles

An Austrian mayor has become so irritated by hearing other people’s mobile
phone conversations that he has banned them on all public transport.

Mayor upsets ‘mobile phone goddess’

A mayor says he has upset the “mobile phone goddess” by telling people to go
silent mode.

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