I never thought one would ever need a day off to make love with his wife. But Russian Government decided that they are having less babies because they never gave the people a chance to mate.
So on Sept. 12, nine months prior to Russia Day, the government offered as a day off from work so the employers can stay home and conceive and recieve bumper prizes for their babies.
In an effort to raise slumping population numbers, officials are offering couples refrigerators, dishwashers and even cars if their babies are born June 12, Russia Day. (brain child)

